Apple lies; no one cares, 6:50pm

a couple walking into the Apple Store on the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica California.
Apple lies, no one cares.

Last Wednesday Apple confessed to deploying malicious code against their own customers. When they release a new phone model, they send code to all existing phones to make them run slower. Apple referred to this malicious code as a “secret feature.”

Nonetheless, 7 days later the Apple Store in Santa Monica was packed with shoppers.

Lie to me. I don’t mind. Just make me feel sexy.

Meet the Mayor, 9:34am

photo of Glenn Zucman with the text "Happy 2018"
recently elected (self-appointed) New Taipei, CA mayor Glenn Zucman

Recently elected (self-appointed) 2018-2022 New Taipei, CA mayor Glenn Zucman promises 4 years of vibrant growth for the bustling LA suburb.

Sometimes you just have to put on a suit, plug your phone into a giant speaker, and wheel it down Hollywood Blvd as some shirtless guy with a bandana-eye-patch dances alongside you, 8:54pm

Sometimes you just have to put on a suit, plug your phone into a giant speaker, and wheel it down Hollywood Blvd as some shirtless guy with a bandana-eye-patch dances alongside you, 8:54pm
Sometimes you just have to put on a suit, plug your phone into a giant speaker, and wheel it down Hollywood Blvd as some shirtless guy with a bandana-eye-patch dances alongside you, 8:54pm